You: Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews is that you?
Stranger: no, this is Duncan Keith
You: Yay! LOL
You: found a dentist btw
Stranger: good deal
Stranger: hope it's a good one, I could really need it
You: LOL
You: as my dad says "dumpin teeth"
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that's actually kinda clever
Stranger: it works
You: yup
Stranger: it's too bad half the hawks team is gonna be gone next year
You: yea
You: are you really Duncan? I doubt it
Stranger: you can't prove me wrong
You: Yes I can
Stranger: how?
Stranger: here's one better, it's a picture of me and my teammates
Stranger: http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/55/fullj.fc130a427b61ff113f1f7dee4732e314/fc130a427b61ff113f1f7dee4732e314-getty-95686628ke202_stanley_cup_f.jpg
You: That you got from online?
Stranger: I let it be posted online
You: LOL
Stranger: ok, I’m not Duncan Keith
Stranger: you caught me
You: I knew it
Stranger: I’m antti niemi
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: are you?
You: WHERE IS BYFUGLIEN
Stranger: he went back home
Stranger: to Minnesota
You: I see. XD saw you at the parade. Did you see me?
Stranger: I did
You: LOL what was I wearing?
Stranger: a shirt
Stranger: and a hat
You: NO I WASNT ROFL
Stranger: damn, you caught me again
Stranger: I don't remember seeing you
You: ROFL
Stranger: but you were wearing a shirt
Stranger: and a jersey
You: YUP but not a jersey when I saw you guys
You: Ok you're not niemi are you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and I’m not Marian hossa either
Stranger: I might be Ben eager
Stranger: but who would care if I was?
You: I would ROFL
Stranger: what about if I was kopecky?
You: I would care equally.
You: well then? Who is it?
Stranger: Adam burish
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: solid player
You: Are you really?
Stranger: I wish I was john madden
Stranger: but I’m stuck being Adam burish
You: Are you?
Stranger: yes
You: not niemi or Duncan Keith or marian hossa or ben eager or kopecky?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not john madden either
You: I see. Or byfuglien
Stranger: nope, not big buff
Stranger: just good ol Adam burish
You: ROFL
You: not really
Stranger: I’m just glad i'm not Brian Campbell, to be honest with you
You: But you’re not really any hawks payer right? XD
Stranger: well
Stranger: I mean I didn't really see a lot of ice time
Stranger: but I am on the time
Stranger: team*
You: HUET???
Stranger: :(
Stranger: that's me
You: ROFLMFAO
Stranger: first Frenchman to win the Stanley cup
Stranger: played for 20 minutes in the playoffs
Stranger: worked hard
You: Sad.
Stranger: it was worth it
You: Was it?
Stranger: totally
Stranger: $5.6 mill/year contract
Stranger: totally worth it
You: khabibulin is that you?
Stranger: bulin wall is too busy getting drunk and driving to be on here
You: ROFL
You: poor khabibulin.
Stranger: dude's like 40 years old
Stranger: he's fine
You: LOL
Stranger: except for the whole playing in Edmonton part
Stranger: that has to suck
You: Yea.
Stranger: I’d never go there
You: Me neither. I'm happy on the flyers
You: But im a hawks fan
You: they make fun of me but im a hawks fan.
You: even though im on the flyers
Stranger: that is horrible
Stranger: being a flyer
You: I know. Hoping the hawks will draft me
You: it’s a dream
Stranger: I’d aim for the pens, personally
Stranger: classy organization there
You: Do you know who I am?
Stranger: Chris pronger, is that you?
You: Dear god how did you know!
Stranger: it's the elbows
Stranger: I could see them over the internet
You: Don’t make fun now.
You: chrissy pronger doesnt like that. and im Scott hartnell
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: scotty yarrrtnell
You: Yearg
Stranger: cus of the pirate appearance
Stranger: and the hooking penalties
You: Yup
Stranger: i hate that guy
Stranger: and that team
You: Me too
You: thats why Im chris chelios!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what was it like living with the dinosaurs?
You: Thats not nice. I'm experianced.
Stranger: if by experienced, you mean old
Stranger: but seriously, what were the dinosaurs like?
You: LOL how should I know. Im jeff hacket
Stranger: the goalie?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i know absolutely nothing about you
Stranger: i'm not even sure how i knew you're a goalie
You: I didnt want to say anything but, I'm wayne gretzky
Stranger: oh boo
Stranger: what a jobber
You: A jobber ya say? hoser!
Stranger: total jobber
Stranger: definition of a jobber basically
You: I agree. Being Tony Amonte
Stranger: american jobber
You: tony esposito?
Stranger: solid player
You: Yes. I am. Dont fuck with Tony O
Stranger: tony o?
Stranger: why an o?
You: Thats my nickname
Stranger: ok
Stranger: crazy goalies
You: Yes
You: but what do I know, I'm Tim Horton
Stranger: rip
You: Thats not true. You take a nap in a ditch and they start presuming you this and that.
Stranger: but what about the restaurants?
You: I make a good burger.
You: what would you say if I said I was Mario lemieux?
Connection asploded.
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