Funny Chat On Omegle (Hockey Fans Only)

You: Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews is that you?
Stranger: no, this is Duncan Keith
You: Yay! LOL
You: found a dentist btw
Stranger: good deal
Stranger: hope it's a good one, I could really need it
You: LOL
You: as my dad says "dumpin teeth"
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that's actually kinda clever
Stranger: it works
You: yup
Stranger: it's too bad half the hawks team is gonna be gone next year
You: yea
You: are you really Duncan? I doubt it
Stranger: you can't prove me wrong
You: Yes I can
Stranger: how?
Stranger: here's one better, it's a picture of me and my teammates
Stranger: http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/55/fullj.fc130a427b61ff113f1f7dee4732e314/fc130a427b61ff113f1f7dee4732e314-getty-95686628ke202_stanley_cup_f.jpg
You: That you got from online?
Stranger: I let it be posted online
You: LOL
Stranger: ok, I’m not Duncan Keith
Stranger: you caught me
You: I knew it
Stranger: I’m antti niemi
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: are you?
You: WHERE IS BYFUGLIEN
Stranger: he went back home
Stranger: to Minnesota
You: I see. XD saw you at the parade. Did you see me?
Stranger: I did
You: LOL what was I wearing?
Stranger: a shirt
Stranger: and a hat
You: NO I WASNT ROFL
Stranger: damn, you caught me again
Stranger: I don't remember seeing you
You: ROFL
Stranger: but you were wearing a shirt
Stranger: and a jersey
You: YUP but not a jersey when I saw you guys
You: Ok you're not niemi are you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and I’m not Marian hossa either
Stranger: I might be Ben eager
Stranger: but who would care if I was?
You: I would ROFL
Stranger: what about if I was kopecky?
You: I would care equally.
You: well then? Who is it?
Stranger: Adam burish
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: solid player
You: Are you really?
Stranger: I wish I was john madden
Stranger: but I’m stuck being Adam burish
You: Are you?
Stranger: yes
You: not niemi or Duncan Keith or marian hossa or ben eager or kopecky?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not john madden either
You: I see. Or byfuglien
Stranger: nope, not big buff
Stranger: just good ol Adam burish
You: ROFL
You: not really
Stranger: I’m just glad i'm not Brian Campbell, to be honest with you
You: But you’re not really any hawks payer right? XD
Stranger: well
Stranger: I mean I didn't really see a lot of ice time
Stranger: but I am on the time
Stranger: team*
You: HUET???
Stranger: :(
Stranger: that's me
You: ROFLMFAO
Stranger: first Frenchman to win the Stanley cup
Stranger: played for 20 minutes in the playoffs
Stranger: worked hard
You: Sad.
Stranger: it was worth it
You: Was it?
Stranger: totally
Stranger: $5.6 mill/year contract
Stranger: totally worth it
You: khabibulin is that you?
Stranger: bulin wall is too busy getting drunk and driving to be on here
You: ROFL
You: poor khabibulin.
Stranger: dude's like 40 years old
Stranger: he's fine
You: LOL
Stranger: except for the whole playing in Edmonton part
Stranger: that has to suck
You: Yea.
Stranger: I’d never go there
You: Me neither. I'm happy on the flyers
You: But im a hawks fan
You: they make fun of me but im a hawks fan.
You: even though im on the flyers
Stranger: that is horrible
Stranger: being a flyer
You: I know. Hoping the hawks will draft me
You: it’s a dream
Stranger: I’d aim for the pens, personally
Stranger: classy organization there
You: Do you know who I am?
Stranger: Chris pronger, is that you?
You: Dear god how did you know!
Stranger: it's the elbows
Stranger: I could see them over the internet
You: Don’t make fun now.
You: chrissy pronger doesnt like that. and im Scott hartnell
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: scotty yarrrtnell
You: Yearg
Stranger: cus of the pirate appearance
Stranger: and the hooking penalties
You: Yup
Stranger: i hate that guy
Stranger: and that team
You: Me too
You: thats why Im chris chelios!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what was it like living with the dinosaurs?
You: Thats not nice. I'm experianced.
Stranger: if by experienced, you mean old
Stranger: but seriously, what were the dinosaurs like?
You: LOL how should I know. Im jeff hacket
Stranger: the goalie?
You: Yes.
Stranger: i know absolutely nothing about you
Stranger: i'm not even sure how i knew you're a goalie
You: I didnt want to say anything but, I'm wayne gretzky
Stranger: oh boo
Stranger: what a jobber
You: A jobber ya say? hoser!
Stranger: total jobber
Stranger: definition of a jobber basically
You: I agree. Being Tony Amonte
Stranger: american jobber
You: tony esposito?
Stranger: solid player
You: Yes. I am. Dont fuck with Tony O
Stranger: tony o?
Stranger: why an o?
You: Thats my nickname
Stranger: ok
Stranger: crazy goalies
You: Yes
You: but what do I know, I'm Tim Horton
Stranger: rip
You: Thats not true. You take a nap in a ditch and they start presuming you this and that.
Stranger: but what about the restaurants?
You: I make a good burger.
You: what would you say if I said I was Mario lemieux?
Connection asploded.

My View On Today's Music

Before I start, just know I respect your right to listen to and like whatever you want. I encourage you to be yourself and find what you love. This is just my opinion. For one, this whole Disney channel music needs to stop. Or stop claiming to be music ha ha! I understand that these tween icons are quite financially set for the rest of their lives because of it, and good for them, but please kids, DO NOT get into the music industry just for fame and fortune because in all actuality, You probably will never be recognized. Along with almost everybody else who tries. Along with me. And to be quite honest, I'm fine with that. If I don't ever get (even slightly) famous, I'm fine. I am just as happy playing guitar by myself in my room, or a party of 1oo. Either way, Do it because you love it. That's why I do it. I couldn't live without it. As Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day once said: "Music is the blood that runs through my veins that keeps me alive." That is the truth. Bottom line, don’t do it for money. Do it because you love it. For two, where is music headed these days? Straight to hell. That's where it's headed. You can't turn on the radio without "rap", this noise someone called music. What do you think Lennon would think of this? Or Legends such as Elmore James? It's a disgrace to music. The greats paved a smooth road and the 21st century music scene stuck dynamite in it and boom. Just like that. Now I don't mean to bash every band out right now because there are some good ones out there such as Green day (not to sound hypocritical, but hey, this article is all about personal likes and dis-likes), Wolfmother, Slipknot (once again, my personal opinion) and a lot of others I can't remember. But aside from them, the fact remains, music these days is crap. Total crap. For every good band there are 20 shitty ones. And one quote that sums up rappers for me is "why do they call them artists? Because they sure as hell can't call them musicians!" I love that. But yes, that’s two of my dis-likes. Rap and tween boy bands. And I can name many bands that were great but fizzled out. And never really got the recognition they deserved. The first that comes to mind is a Canadian band called Neurosonic. They came out with there debut album "Drama Queen" in 2007 and they toured opening up for bands and playing small clubs until early 2009 when lead singer Jason Darr announced that Neurosonic was over. And they were a great band. I wish I could replace all crap bands in the mainstream with some better, less known bands playing clubs. But AH I'm ranting LOL but the fact is, all of you pop boy bands are killing music as we speak. Now I've been watching some "hater" videos for the Jonas Brothers and I have to say there are some ok fans and some not so ok fans. Now, a lot of fan girls go out of their way to say things like "they are the best guitar players in the world" and "omg their lyrics are so amazing". Ok, Jonas fans please leave now (or not I don’t care). If you think 3 chords, shallow lyrics about short term relationships and "hawtness" are a great band, you have issues. And I'm not going to bash them for their purity rings. I think that’s actually setting a good example for kids. And no, I don't think they are gay either. Just extremely untalented. And for you fans who like them, good for you. I'm happy you like them. But to the fans that go out of their way to make obnoxious remarks about how we suck if we don't like them, buck off. OMG I ALMOST SAID A SWEAR ;) LOL but yea, you're pretty ignorant. And get your facts about great guitar solos first. I would show some clips to compare them to others but I don't want to stain my blog with that crap. Their lyrics are as said by a youtuber, "recycled Hansen." I could not say this better myself LOL! And if you are signed by the Disney channel don't call yourself rock. Please. But enough of that. Onto rap. In the early 90's it at least had a message of how hard life was and representing the street. Now, the only message radio rap has is "how much money I have" and "How my crew rolls in the club" uggh. I can't even tell you how stupid it is. And don't get me started on how degrading rap is to women. You know what? I'm done with rap for this article. Onto "radio rock". This is the mainstream crap being played on the radio every day. The sell-outs. There are far too many to name, but I assure you there are some good bands in this vast ocean of alt "buzz ballad" bands including: um well uhhh I can't think of any haha but the fact remains, music these days is not going in a good direction and I fear for future generations of music. Where will it go? I don't know. I guess we'll have to wait and see...

What I'm doing this year

Well, I will hopefully find a band to work with besides side project, HOOKSET, Mod my strat with one of those Seymore Duncan humbuckers and maybe even upgrade to a marshall stack.

My Music Blog

Hope you all enjoy following me on my path to musical enlightenment and possibly recognition.